- A panda walks into a bar. He orders a packet of crisps. He eats them. Then he shoots the piano man and leaves the bar, Why?
- Which Vegetable do you…
Take off the outside,
Cook the inside,
Eat the outside
and throw away the inside?? - What type of dog is a good guard dog,
sits on your wrist
and can tell the time? - If you get seventy-two pipe-cleaners,
times it by 11 and add two pipe-cleaners, what do you get?
